Do you watch PORN?

ahem... tis is not me writting here... (哈哈。。。。想要撇清。。。*催眠*我是很单纯的。。*继续催眠*） For my dear friends, today im writting tis post in english... becuz most of my college frens are... xiang jiao~ (banana) or... okay lar... half banana oso got...

Angel's dictionary:

banana=chinese who do not understand chinese

half banana=chinese who know mandarin but cant read & write

well, 2day, some of my classmates were trying to educate me and another fren of mine about sex... or jst... wan us to become more knowledgeable about tis kind of thing lar... haha...

okay,

mayb is they cannot tahan us for staring them blink blink as they laughing at when they were talking nonsense thing among us... While many questions marks pop up above hui fen's and my head... =________________=

sorry lor....-.- *they say v are too pure.... ahemm... hey guys, im not so noob lae...T____T Angel, pls stop crapping and start writting stories=.=" [If uncle jack helps you off the elephant, would you help uncle jack off the elephant?] yesterday, when v were eating pizza together, 1 of my fren pop out tis question... [no] apple answer [y?] [dunno...your question sure got trick 1...] [lol... i dont think she know y lar... tell her tell her] [if Uncle Jack helps you off the elephant, would you help uncle JACK OFF the elephant?] **seriously, i dunno a single thing they trying to say... wat? apa? 什么？？ wat they are saying? i keep ask the others.... [eh, wats the meaning?] =.=" [u duno wat is jack off ar?] [yaya, wats tat?] [wei, dun teach her bad things lar u...] =_______________________________=" [say!!!!!!!!!!! wat is jack off???!!] [...]

the guys dictionary:

Jack off(i dunno the spelling is like tat anot lar)= when a guy watch porn show and tat thing (tennis? penis lar walau.. u really think i dunno meh? i got study biology chapter 4 1... haha) will start to become straight (is straight mar?)

**eh, seriously, if i say wrong pls correct me.. thank you and aligator... ******************************************************* 2day, they start to educate us tat watching porn sites and porn movie is NORMAL for a NORMAL guy... they even tell me tat a GAY oso will watch GAY PORN...=.= got 1 meh? 'OMG...' tis is wat i said when i hear tat... eh, really ar???=.=" to PROVE us, they catch 1 of the boys and start asking them 1 by 1 [do you watch porn?] [ya, y not?] [C!!! told u...] [dun believe, ask another 1] [ok, wei wei, come come, got something to ask u] [wat?] [seriously lar, u got watch porn anot?] [ya, y?] [SEEEEEEEE...] [Ask xxx, ask xxx....] [eh, come come, i ask u something... do u watch porn?] [ya...] saw me and hui fen curious face [eh, come on lar, almost 99% of the guy watch porn de lar...tis is vry normal ok??] [=_____________="hahahhaha] =.= =.= =.= =.= =.= of 6 guy he ask, 6 had answered 'yes' ok... nvm... which GUY never watch porn b4??? come, tell me pls~~ let me prove to them there are 1% in tis world....